When they say it's bad, it can't be good

When a friend of ours warned us from the start that a baby's poop is 'damn smelly', we thought to ourselves - 'that bad meh?'

It's THAT bad.

In fact, it's VERY bad. Ever since we introduced Ian to solids, the smell from his poop could literally knock someone out cold. Gone are the days where we had breastmilk-poop that was not only bearable, it actually smelt harmless. Sure poops smells have varying grades - from the mild to the severe, but this is way beyond severe. We're talking about catastrophic levels, licenced to kill, lethal XXX nuclear holocaust scale. Like radioactivity, the aftereffects takes some time to go away and just a small whiff of it at the start triggers a brainwave that screams 'run, ruuuuun!!'

Of course, resistance is futile. Someone has to clean up the mess.

Moral of the story - when they say it's bad, it can't be good.